period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces
like, those yellow ones
and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”
this is why i didn’t pursue art
OH MY FUCKING GOD
men aren’t too terrible i guess
If my husband to be doesn’t tear up at the sight of me in my wedding dress, then I will gracefully ride away on my big black horse and leave his sorry emotionless ass behind.
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep
Don’t the 3 of you just want to be famous? Emma?
[JUMPS IN BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR] I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOING BUT DO YOU GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL