Believe it or not, this is progress...


comealongraggedypond:

Muggle AU where James and Lily don’t know each other but end up at the same costume party dressed up as two members of a famous fictional couple and everyone makes them take pictures together and quote lines from the movie and it starts out really awkward but then Sirius, dressed as a pirate, finds them making out in the bathroom


strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

posted 1 hour ago via dareforonce · originally capt-ora
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diablodancer:

screencap meme (Emma Swan) ➝ full body shots


dacookiesrmine:

sparklywizard-in-a-box:

sovereigncephalopod:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves

wow this is scarily well done

BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE

YOUNG SNAPE THO



subtle-queen:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

cosmopolitanchick:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

image

How it actually was:image

He was such a jackass urgh
Like not even intelligent at all

uhm.

he pilots a space ship. by himself. and knows the math to do it.

not to mention the mind games he played on literally everyone.

Plus he pointed out that the galaxy being destroyed was kind of a big deal. He was goofy, but not dumb.


#bet you she’s looking down on him from heaven and she’s still saying the same thing (via obriensdylan)

posted 1 hour ago via skyewward · originally nazuada
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queenrhaenyra:

→ Things that was erased from the books and that should have been included in the movie: The Malfoys trying to find Draco and their reunion.



lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

reyairia:

wandaventham:

"selfie culture" seems so tame by comparison when you realize that not only did old timey rich people spend a fortune commissioning artists to paint flattering images of them, they spent many hours sitting for these portraits

who’s the me generation now

image

#art museums are actually just full of renaissance selfies this post just changed my life


gratefully-dabbed:

sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

have fun bitches;)


cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god