It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power
is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs
but shit it was 99 cents
one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter
The chicest desk award goes to @megbiram 👍
Was that your first kiss since 1945?
That bad, huh?
your daily reminder that Black Widow gave Captain America a semi in the middle of a shopping centre
#I LOVE THE IDEA THIS MOVIE HAS#THAT TWO HOT PEOPLE CAN HAVE A BASE LINE OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER#BUT CAN CHOOSE NOT TO YOU KNOW#BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND#AND CAN INSTEAD FIX IT AT A NEGOTIATED PLACE OF THEIR CHOOSING#WHICH FOR STEVE AND NATASHA#IS WORK BROS WHO SOMETIMES KISS ON AN ESCALATOR FOR REASONS#AND THEN NATASHA GIVES STEVE SHIT#AND HE REMINDS HER HE KNOWS HOW TO JACK CARS (quigonejinn)
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
i must have seen this 100 times and every times have i focused on zefron, only just now seeing the nose
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea is asleep and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold."
My dad just asked how I can eat spicy crisps and I just looked him dead in the eye and said
Fire cannot kill a dragon
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.